Choosing a partner
I love money and have no wish to be poor.
This was the main consideration when deciding to marry Mr BP. “Money can't buy happiness” I hear you cry!
This may be true but I'd rather be miserable with it than without it.
Domesticity
Get a cleaner.
Quality Time
I have no idea how one quantifies the quality of time spent together, but according to countless modern publications it is the key to a happy marriage. So what is quality time? For me it would be any time spent focussing only on your partner. This could include eating dinner, a light-hearted argument, arm wrestling or having a staring competition.
Sex
One can approach marital sex in one of two ways:
No, not those two.
1) A chore to be undertaken on special occasions
2) An inexpensive adult hobby to alleviate boredom.
It's a very personal choice.
Should you prefer to be a twice-yearly couple then try to make the occasion as tolerable as possible by avoiding eye contact and switching off the lights. If you can bear it, some small noises of encouragement may help to speed up the process.
Although my natural inclination would be a more Victorian approach to martial relations, when I suggested this to Mr BP he threatened to cut my allowance so I'm forced to throw myself into this “adult hobby” with an enthusiasm that would make Marie Stopes blush.
I have lain awake at night trying to think of the ultimate tip to impart to the dear Peryls fans and after much thought it has to be imagination! With a little creativity you, and more importantly your partner, can become anyone.
For example, Mr BP and I have recently joined the National Trust. Finding a quiet corner of a Georgian mansion has added a certain cultural element to the proceedings and has greatly enhanced our Lady Chatterley/Mellors role play.
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