The Peryls of Releasing a Record
Let me take you back in time to a sleepy
North Shropshire town called Whitchurch.
It’s 1988 and I’ve tucked myself into a pair of stonewashed jeans and
I’m stood in front of a mirror chanting “I’m gonna do it” while attempting to
backcomb my hair. It was the night that
changed everything. It was the night of
the school disco.
I’d been thinking about this night for
weeks. Giggling over maths textbooks and
batting my eyelashes while conjugating the French verb “avoir”. All I could think about were freckles. Freckles and the face attached to them. Tonight I was going to put myself out there
and ask him for the last dance. The
signs were good. We’d shared a sewing
machine in textiles and he’d once stood next to me in the playground. He liked me, I just knew it.
After an hour, things were really hotting
up. “Come On Eileen” was in mid flow and
the time felt right. I nudged my best
friend and nodded in his direction. I
tried to appear nonchalant as she made her way across the dance floor and
stomped with aplomb at the rousing chorus of “too rah doo rah day”. Within seconds she was back by my side. I looked hopefully into her eyes but she
gravely shook her head.
The rest of the night passed by in a bit of
a blur. When the time came for the fated
last dance, I stood in the corner by the pommel horse, choking back tears as
the object of my desire stuck his tongue down another girls throat. I vowed that night that I would never face
rejection again…
So what the hell are we doing releasing a
record???
You put so much of yourself into an album
(quite literally in our case, we’ve been stockpiling toe nail clippings to
sellotape to the front of the CD as a bonus item) and putting it out there to
be judged by the masses is really scary.
Almost as scary as asking a boy to like you. So…listen to it, order it and please, please
like it. If you don’t…just lie to us and
tell us it’s great or we’ll cry.